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1 - SSHORTY’S LIFE – WHAT DO A VOID, NOTHING, A GRAIN OFSALT, A PILE OF DOG MANUER, & CRACK IN A PISS FILLED STREET ALL HAVE INCOMMON?  THEY ALL AMOUNT UP TO SSHORTY’SEXISTENCE.  THIS THE SINGLE MOSTIMPORTANT GOLDMIC ITEM BECAUSE IT CAN BE USED AS KRYPTONITE FOR NORMAL HUMANBEINGS…POSSIBLY FOR A WEAPON OF MASS ... Read More

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SOUL SNATCHER - MY BODY STINKSSMELL YA FINGERS, THEN YA BREATH, U CAN DO IT ALL BY YOURSELFBABY GIRL, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?DON'T RUN AWAY, CUZ MY BODY STANKSI'M SOUL SNATCH, U KNOW ME, TOILET MUSIC SMELLIN EWWWW WEEEEI TOOK A DUMP, NO TP LOOK IN MY PANTS AND SEE ALL THESE STREAKSSMELLIN LIKE SHIT, U SEE HOW I LIVEBODY SO STUNK U START FEELIN ... Read More

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SykMentul Inglewood, CA 1 day ago
eat me
Darric Bahia De Kino, Mexico 2 days ago
But I like you...
Darric Bahia De Kino, Mexico 3 days ago
Cant make me!...

What did i say to merit that response btw?
XpLiiCiiT Elk Grove, CA 1 month ago
you can blow me till you choke and die :)
ThE ClowN Hustla Town, India 2 months ago
i thought u must some dope guy....smh!
Intrigue Sal Vicente, Cape Verde 2+ months ago
well a ninja better take his ass out of hiding to talk to an old friend god damn it
Intrigue Sal Vicente, Cape Verde 2+ months ago
cooooooooooooo i miss ya!!! whats new niggrachi
ForillaTheKilla Truro Ns, Canada 2+ months ago
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ForillaTheKilla Truro Ns, Canada 2+ months ago
COME BY AND CHECK OUT THE TRACKS!
ADD MY TRACKS TO YA PROFILE BY PRESSING ADD BESIDE THE TRACKS
RATE MY TRACKS MY CLICKING THE STARS BESIDE THE SONG.
BECOME A FAN AT THE BOTTOM LEFT OF MY PAGE !

MUCH LOVE N RESPECT! YA BOY FORILLA
601 Gotmoesteezdena, Barbados 2+ months ago
in a way but i´z more crissin on it - smokin errbs gettin hyphy and shit.
how do you tell if a gurls givin alot of head ??
ask her watt the time is if she says 6,7,8etc O´clock
its all koo but if she says 1,2,3etch O´cock
kno dat sum1 fucked the L outa her mouth Lmao

ThaGrupiEe South Sioux City, NE 2+ months ago
i WAs tHinKIn ChEESeBurGEr...bUT THaTs WuTS uP
ThaGrupiEe South Sioux City, NE 2+ months ago
BeATDOwn?? My FAce ToO GorGOUs fOr aLL ThAt Now...
ThaGrupiEe South Sioux City, NE 2+ months ago
No SHit...Im TrYin to GET suM hoT sHit tho...WheRE the Music at HOmie??
ImmorTal ConFlickT With Proof Smokin' That, Hong Kong 2+ months ago
Yo dunny dun dun..fuck a yunng ghost
Yunng Ghost Cincinnati, OH 2+ months ago
you read a dudes lips......nuff said
Yunng Ghost Cincinnati, OH 2+ months ago
lol you keep tellin jokes for a living + the panhandling you do nightly you might be able to level up to a shack with a door on it...and use the oil from the jerhi curls as cement to keep it together...i bet it gots hot in there in the summer especially when you got whoopi goldberg pussy hairo n top of ya head
Lil Diliquent Westchester/BX, NY 2+ months ago
Workin fam. How you been?
601 Gotmoesteezdena, Barbados 2+ months ago
yeah well i'm pretty much all-out thuggin 2 yrs left lol
NBA New York, NY 2+ months ago
co i need some advice your a smart dude so what should i do go rob decoy fo' all his cash or get into a bikini wrestle with asian addiction?
Lil Diliquent Westchester/BX, NY 2+ months ago
What's shootin playboy
Yunng Ghost Cincinnati, OH 2+ months ago
you do the stanky leg in your pj's you ole "give us free" lookin ass nigga...you look like you sell dvd's of infomercials on bootleg
Joey Potter Boston, MA 2+ months ago
;)
601 Gotmoesteezdena, Barbados 2+ months ago
how you been co co channel turkey smelling bruh?
XpLiiCiiT Elk Grove, CA 2+ months ago
yeaaaaaaaa uhhhhhhh no
XpLiiCiiT Elk Grove, CA 2+ months ago
big deal? babydoll sugar plum?
wdf get outa here wit them
fairy wings u wearin!
XpLiiCiiT Elk Grove, CA 2+ months ago
IS U IMPORTANT?
XpLiiCiiT Elk Grove, CA 2+ months ago
u kno wat u stupid mu fukka how about you go take some new pix rather than gettin tha one out yo 1978 yearbook.. post a recent one up.. get like 20 years younger to BECOME important.. google some better jokes.. get a goldmic for musical purposes and STAY THEE F*** OFF MY PAGE.. how about that?
XpLiiCiiT Elk Grove, CA 2+ months ago
o thats a retarded reason..
especially coming from a
stranger irrelevant as you LOL
NBA New York, NY 2+ months ago
i got you co' stella gone email them bitches to me she tryna play with me like she aint but im a send them to u once i get them
NBA New York, NY 2+ months ago
Lol well im not that fine (stella :( lol your between Larkin and Mike Hot
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